BLAGAROON

MURDOCH EMPIRE CRACKS;

NOTW TO CLOSE THIS SUNDAY!

WAPPING WARRIORS WALLOPED WITH WIDENING WAVE OF 

PUBLIC REVULSION!

CAMERON FORCED TO CALL PUBLIC INQUIRY!

SCOTLAND YARD READY TO POUNCE ON HIGH PROFILE FIGURES!

Stunned disbelief ripped through British political and media circles today as Morlock Jnr., James Murdoch, Chair of News International Europe in the Media Empire of pere (Not Sir) Rupert Murdoch, called a press conference to announce the closure of the News of the World, the paper at the centre of the phone-hacking scandal which erupted into a major political controversy this week landing even on the doorstep of 10 Downing Street.

This development, partly covered by a previously ordained economy measure to replace NOTW with a 7 day version of the daily “The Sun” but ,also a cynical attempt to save the hide of CEO Rebekah Brooks under massive pressure to resign as she was the Editor of NOTW at the time major abuses were taking place. Furious staff at Wapping were today rounding on Brooks as she seemed to be holding on to her job as they were losing theirs, particularly as most of the current NOTW staff were not employed there at the time when these abuses were first being investigated by Scotland Yard. Not to worry, Lads and Lassies, Brooks won’t survive the week!

The current police investigation which,we are told, is hot on the tail of the major culprits, threatens not only Brooks and cronies but, also, previous editor Andy Coulson, former Head of Communications for Cameron at Downing Street and possibly Morlock Jnr. himself, who carries ultimate responsibility for the corporate affairs of News International. British media reporting through the day that high-profile arrests are imminent. Extra supplies of Rennies and Gaviscon delivered to Downing Street today.

Miracle of the Silent Sun:

Somewhat akin to the Miracle of Fatima, where the Sun supposedly danced in the sky before

thousands of the faithful gathered near the Portuguese village in 1917, a solar miracle occurred in London today when “The Sun”, usually the most vocal and provocative of the Murdoch smutrags in Britain, appeared without giving a mention to the tsunami of disgust and revulsion sweeping Britain against its sister rag “News of the World” in the stable of filth and felonies operated there by the Murdoch media empire.

The political after-shocks continued in the House of Commons yesterday where Brit Prime Minister, David Cameron, was forced to agree to a full scale judicial inquiry into the NOTW phone-hacking scandal which has now reached epic proportions. The British Government was also stymied in its decision to approve the takeover of BSkyB television, including Sky News, by NewsCorp, Murdoch’s media company, which was supposed to be announced this week. Unable to resist the shock-horror effect of the revelations on British public opinion of the phones of murder victims, their families, victims of the London bombings, 2005, whose anniversaries, poignantly, occur today, and British troops killed in the war in Afghanistan, being hacked into by Murdoch minions, the Government was forced to shunt their decision aside until next September. Given the extent of the revelations now parading into the spotlight, it’s likely Morlock Snr will never get his grubby hands on BSkyB.

FearFeasaMacLéinn,

Áth Cliath/Dublin,

07 Iúil/July 2011.